Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
- Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but now that you have read this you cannot stop i am a 13 year old girl from minnesota who was brutally murdered and if you do not repost this in .00043 seconds a clown will come in your room and attack you in your sleep with a chainsaw
(Source: larmoyante)
- my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
- me: there are asian gangs too and stuff
- my mom: and they're called study groups
- me: omg
this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…

